Wednesday 18 May 2011

Jokes.

Jokes for the book.


What part of the fish does a graphic designer remove when cooking?
The gill, so it will be Gill Sans.


How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Does it have to be a lightbulb (I personally found this hilarious but 
can see how some people may not get the pretentious meaning behind the joke.)


Comic sans walks into a bar.
The bartender says " We don't serve your type here"
(If people do not get this joke, then why are they even on the course)


Practice safe design - Always use a concept.
(This was more of a statement than a joke but it still made me laugh so it's going in.)


What's keming?
The result of improper kerning (Getting really geeky)


Yo mamas so fat they call her superblack heavy ultra extended. (Personal fave, taking a recognizable joke 
and adding a graphic design twist - geeky)


What kind of attack can kill the most typographers?
Arial (Quite proud of this one)

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